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Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Adele, we’ve got magic staffs and cheeseburgers and fries and coffee and diet coke

Gee I sure hope I’m a mage and I can use my staff or is that not part of the deal

Sam. We have some pretty legit guns (I can’t remember which one I used) and Mountain Dew and burritos.
Party.

Geo. I’ve got either an energy sword, shotgun, or a brute shot, and a lifetime supply of Alfredo Chicken from Pizza Slut. Doesn’t sound all that bad to me.

I’ve Got Mike Cardinal, the Chain swords from God of War, and A life time supply of Bugles and Yoo Hoo. Not sure if fucked or bamf.

I’ve got Robyn, does a pokemon count? (if so Nidoking)??? and a lifetime supply of Cap’n Crunch. Fuckin’ bring it.

I have Churchill, a sword made of diamond, and a lifetime supply of… spaghetti?

I am pretty sure I will be okay.

(Source: victran, via stiltsonstairs)